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Post by Ghoti on Apr 26, 2005 17:37:08 GMT
Jemma burst out laughing, this scene had remined her of a Slashy fic she had read earlyer! But no notice came from the cat infested minds of Stephen, Scott(g) and Ben......
--------------------------------------------------------------------- i no that this is very short but i just wanted to add that bit in cause i no the person who writes the next bit wont put this in!
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 27, 2005 19:29:10 GMT
The cat-controlled boys were carrying a tied scott towards their lair as the others argued.
Suddenly, an awful wailing was heard by every person in the room causing them to freeze where they stood.
They all looked towards the window, where the noise was coming from, the wailing got louder and louder as the seconds dragged by.
The boys carrying scott had no time to run when they seen it coming at them. The others in the room fought to cover their ears as the collision was made.
They watched in horror as rachel flew through the window and crashed straight into the cat controlled freaks.
The wailing stopped as rachel was burried under the mass of blubber that is ben. Everything in the room was silent until...
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 28, 2005 15:33:44 GMT
Mrs Graham Bursts into the room! She screches and, as cats have sensitive ears, the cat infested boys drop scott and run into the cornor and cluch their ears!
"The homework was a disgrace" she screamed! "ok sorry" said erin. mrs Graham left the room now locking the door behind her. "damn teachers! locking us in with it!" said Jemma looking at ben! The screaching had forced the cat out of the minds of scott and stephen but ben was holding strong, it seems he likes being infested by the cat(mibby that cat gives him a supply of goats i dunno??)
suddenly Ben stands up in his worst Benerism yet! "RAAAAARGAMOONGOOR!!!" he shouted. he made a leap for scott(g) but bob runs in the way screaming "noooooo" and hits ben in the face with is Ukileli (his wee gutar thing just incase u couldnt understand what i meant cause i really cant spell?) Ben moves back screwing up his face. Scott meanwhile is still lying on the floor tied up yelling to be freed! But Soon ben moves further back (all the while bob hitting him with the Ukilali) Ben trips over scott and thumps down on the floor!
"ha ha Ben!!" everyone shouts "get me free!" shouts scott! so jemma and iain untie scott as the rest of them move away from bens body. and talk about stuff.
but as iain, jemma and scott walk off to join the others......
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Post by ProfessionalStalke on Apr 28, 2005 16:15:58 GMT
...Wallis bursts into the room with the tinfoil dildo like thing. (How she gets in we don't know. A hidden door perhaps) "Be gone evil demons!" She said, warding off the Ben in everyone, as The Cat was attempting to control the minds of all. Suddenly, Bryson etc. came to their senses and Bryson took the tinfoil thing from Wallis and shoved it into Ben's ear. "Grarghsmmflufflebunff" the ginger demon cried out, backing off and attempting to get the foil ouuta his ear. Once he had, he searched the space around him, picked up a Fanta bottle and hurled it at Scott (g), but everyone knows he's got a crap aim and narrowly missed hitting Iain (s). With that, Wallis and her merry band off boys (or so we're told) went off to music through the normal door, and we locked it behind us, because everyone seems to now. "Noooo...." Erin cried out, clawing at the door. She was just about to give up when suddenly...
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 28, 2005 17:09:35 GMT
ben slowly rose up behind them, now with rachel. "ha! you all thought i was just the quiet one!! well no, ben and i have been plotting against you!" rachel cried triumphantly. "yes, we're members of the RHA - red head alliance - and we plan to kill you all!" ben joined in. the two of them began advancing across the room to where everyone stood. they tried to get away but ben and rachel were determined not to let them get away. "we've been planning for so long, we're not going to let you get away now!" ben declared. "remember, it's always the quiet ones!" rachel jeered, and began to laugh. solwly they advanced on the group. there seemed to be no escape. then suddenly, there was a rumbling outside the door. suddenly the door splintered and mr smart came in with his forklift truck with a massive pile of history books on the forks. "i have work for you! read the text and answer the questions!" he told them all. he was quite pleased with his new paln, this should get him out of actually teaching his classes for a good couple of years. as the two red heads turned round to glare at him, he panicked, drove the forklift truck over to them and dumped the pile of history books on top of them. this was a considerable pile of books, and buried them pretty much completely. "come on then, get to work! and no mention of that-person-whose-name-we-don't-say-anymore!" (ie rasputin) he drove off, feeling pretty pleased with himself, but his paranoid mind thought he heard the name of that-person-whose-name-we-don't-say-anymore. he screeched to a halt and turned the forklift truck round again, accelerating towards the group. "I TOLD YOU NOT TO SAY THAT NAME!!!!!" he lost all control over himself then, and zoomed towards the group...
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 29, 2005 15:19:17 GMT
Jemma screamed as the vision of having to do history forever filled her head. She panicked and looked around, desperatly trying to find a way to fend of the psychotic history teacher.
Then she had an idea.
She grabbed scott by the arm and held him beside her as the fork lift approached them with increasing speed.
The others looked on terrified. What was going on?!
Robert covered his eyes with his hands and watched the scene through the little spaces his fingers made whilst kirsty tried desperatly to get the muffins away from Erin who had tried to scoff them the second everybody elses attetion had been been diverted.
They watched as the forklift was merely inches from them as jemma whispered someting into scotts ear then dived out of the way.
Scott stood his ground and took a deep breath. When the forklift was inches from him he done what jemma told him to do.
He shimmied.
He shimmied his little heart out and the others watched in amazement as Mr Smart and the forklift were propelled backwards into the bookcase where all the books toppled onto him.
The group took a deep breath and congradulated scott on a job well done when....
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 29, 2005 22:26:37 GMT
suddenly a group of strangers burst in. "is there a ben here?" they asked. "oh, thank god, are you the zoo people?" jemma cried out. "zoo? no, we're a team of makeover specialists, we want to make ben the new face of l'oreal! we'll give him a makeover, say that this is what you can do with l'oreal, and make lots of money!" everyone was rather confused by this. "ben?" they all asked, and looked towards the now moving pile of books. "yes! haven't you seen those hair flicks! can't you just see it?! ben tosses his shiny new hair, and then says the line - because i'm worth it. it's genius!!!" "but....ben?" "yes yes, ben. now where is he?" ben was just beginning to crawl out from under the pile of books. "there he is!" scott shouted, "take him! please!" the team moved towards ben and tried to help him up, but ben was not too taken with this makeover business. "mwafwuffahwuff!!" he shouted. "i'm sorry....what did you say?" the leader of the team looked rather puzzled. "is that some sort of secret code?" "yes, it's the language of ben." iain told them, "only he understands it." ben had just about had enough by now and his face turned red. a benerism was coming on....
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 30, 2005 15:46:52 GMT
The l'oreal looked confused as ben shouted "Agrangamacka". then he stared to throw bottles and swing his arms franticly! The l'oreal people moved back towards the door with a terrifyed look upon their face!
Scott tryed to stop ben and pulled out the Flat Wiggily Worm and waved it in bens face! "pagarangamoopa" ben shouted then tore the Worm in half!
"noooooooo!" shouted scott. Scott Slaped ben straight across the face in his rage! Ben looked up with the red hand shape bringht on his face
"ewww i touched ben!" scott shouted!
Ben in pure anger! jumped up and moved towards defenceless scott!
"noooo!!" every1 shouted in unison!
but suddenly! The bell rang! BRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
"WOO RUN!!" Scott Shouted. he ran out of the door (the l'oreal people had left the door open!)
everyone else left the room and headed off to 5th period
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End of Part 1. The next person to update please type at the top Part 2 Ta!
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Post by ForgottenNightmare on May 5, 2005 19:35:45 GMT
[glow=red,2,300]Part 2[/glow] It was another normal lunchtime. Just like any other day. Erin and Kirsty eating rice pudding; Scott and Jemma arguing over Brianne; Jenny moving every few minutes to escape Ben and the infamous Ben itself was staring at people - Jenny at the moment. Everything was going okay, except for the fact that Ben was there of course, untill Bryson, Scott G and Bob burst through the door and threw random crap at Ben. Ben was outraged! "Mwayghrfufmklfu!!!!" he roared. Everyone else just laughed and pointed as Ben turned a bright red colour. Then, Bryson dissappeared out of the room, and came back in with an unmarked tub. Ben stopped and looked confused. "what the hell is that mughfu?" Bryson just laughed and threw it at Ben. The contents spilled all over him. He was now covered in a horrible green sticky mess. "Ew" said Erin. "is that goo?" said Scott "Yep!" Bryson smiled proudly as Ben struggled to wipe it off him. "cool!!! there's fungi in that!!!" said Erin Everyone else groaned as Erin went into overdrive about fungi. Meanwhile, Bryson, Scott G and Bob left the room. Thats when Mrs Grumbal came in... We were ALL in deep shit now...
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on May 7, 2005 22:35:32 GMT
Mrs Grumball instantly turned a horrible shade of red. She was not a happy Grum Ball.
"Why was this door shut?!" She shouted glaring at each student individually before resting her beady little eyes on the mass of green goop that was the ben.
"WHAT IN HEAVEN'S NAME IS GOING ON HERE?!" She screamed enraged. Robert instantly stood up and rushed over to her and began to calm her down. The others watched with bated breath as Robert lead her out of the classroom mumbling something about a bush.
Jemma turned away, determined not to comment as Bryson approached ben who was now seething with rage.
"What is this!" The Ben demanded as he glared Bryson who was keeping his fair distance, incase a benerism should erupt.
Bryson turned and looked at Scott G who was grining insanely. "Yeah what is that?" Kirsty asked as she covered her nose at the smell of the liquid.
They all looked at scott G who shrugged. Perhaps it was some sort of pixie puke.
Everybody turned away in disgiust at the collective thought as Ben stood up and charged at scott G.....
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Aug 15, 2005 15:25:29 GMT
Okay, out of sheer boredom I thought i would resurect this thing. Please excuse my typo's. I really have no control over them. [EDIT - (mod doin her job) coz i'm so bored i fixed the typos ] *clears throat* ---------- Ben charged at Scott (g) who made a mad dash for the door. When he got there, he tried the handle and cursed robert to high heaven for not making sure the door was unable to lock before he left. Seeing no other option he ran for the opposite side of the room and dived out of the window, shattering the glass on his way. Everyone looked on in horror as Ben followed him in belly-flopping out of the window. The whole room went deathly silent as they heard both bodies hit the ground. Everyone looked at each other nervously as they heard a rythmic thumping coming from outside the door. They all turned round and watched as the door handle rattled before slowly turning round before the door was slowly pushed open. Jenny let out a petrified shriek as Debbie stepped in to the room. ------
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Post by Jely Inspire on Aug 15, 2005 21:33:25 GMT
"Why are you here? You're not allowed in?" Iain asked while making sure his hands were safely in his pockets, safely away from Debbie. "I'm allowed in here!" Debbie declared and tried to sit down. Everyone argued with her that she in fact wasn't allowed in, but, as per usual, Debbie wasn't listening. Instead she started shouting and making a fuss about it. She soon stopped though, when she heard a scraping sound on the wall outside. Everyone craned their heads round to try and see what it was. A mass of red hair appeared at the bottom of the window frame, followed by an extremely flushed face. Ben was back. "Debbie, meffagohloff!!!!!" He roared, hauling himself into the classroom. "I am Ben, hear me roar!!!" Debbie was unfazed by this though and resumed her rant. Ben was enraged by being ignored like this, and drew himself up to his full height (which still wasn't much), and charged.
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Post by Ghoti on Aug 16, 2005 14:57:57 GMT
Debbie screamed and ran out of the room! evry1 cheered 9ben had acctually done something usefull, tho we still didnt like him that much!) suddenly a squeeky little voice declared "exam results are in!" (i no we already hav our results just wanted 2 put this in! ) every1 screamed! erin telling evry1 that she had failed! we all opened or results! "yay!" every1 shouted (apart from jenny!) we had all done well! "i got a 2 in 1 wee bit of my art! but a 1 for everythig else!" said jenny! "bitch!" said scott! "lets happy slap jenny!" he added! "yay" shouted every1 else! so we all slaped jenny! it was a good day! until! "egaphmpatooknapooktaboo!" ben was celebrateing! he jumped up and down (makeing danurous dents in the floor!) suddenly a huge hole opened on the floor......
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