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Post by Ghoti on Apr 21, 2005 15:40:05 GMT
jemma said i should do this so here i am!
ok im goin 2 start a story and u all add 2 it!!! YAY!!! also can i ask that u dont put any MAW or slash writeing in it (cause this is purely for the stupidness of it) and the stories have 2 include the ROOM 2 people (u can add visiting characters is u want) and dont laugh at my crappy writeing tis the story that counts not how u tell it ;D
ok i had the idea of the wee room thingy but that didnt work so now! the story is set in Room 2 YAY!!! (so try not to base it on real events!) so.....
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 21, 2005 15:47:32 GMT
Part 1
the room is empty!!! suddenly a hole appears in the celling and Ben drops down and lands on his back! then Me (scott) jemma kirby jenny iain and robert all fall down the same hole and land on ben then bounce off to the other side of the room where 6 comfortable chairs sit waiting for us! we snuggle down in the chairs, roberts reads the bible, iain the atlas, me the ultamate book of useless information, jemma the message boards(she has her laptop with her) and kirby with er... her book!! all of a sudden DUN DUN DUN!!! ben appears from behind my seat and a BEnerism takes over him............... now u cont. it YAY!!
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 21, 2005 18:08:42 GMT
Um... i apologise for my style of writing, i'll uh try and dumb it down a bit for ya.  ----------- Scott let out a girlish scream as ben violently toppled over the red chair on which he was seated. Ben roared at the trembling mass that was scott and then proceeded to sit on him. Jemma watched with a rather disturbed look upon her face as ben farted directly into scott's mouth. Kirsty covered her mouth with her hand and ran to the bin, emptying the contents of her stomach into the metal bowl. Robert, who through all of this had been completely oblivious, raised his head as a strong smell, much like rotten eggs and goat crap passed his nose. He fainted as the smell choked him. Jemma sighed and sadly logged out of the boards before sending a fast email to the zoo, their ben had escaped again. Jenny watched on, her facial features twisyed into that of pure disgust as ben continued to fart the alphabet into scott's mouth. Only seconds later, the door burst open... ------- Omg! That was fun!!!! Who is gonna be at the door? No-ne will know, except the person who's gonna write it...Hehe, add on my friends, add on. ;D |
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 21, 2005 19:03:47 GMT
suddenly bryson, bob, scott, etc all burst in and started playing on their ukuleles, singing their newest ben song.
ben was so enraged by this that he leapt up and ran over to them, facing turning redder and redder.
"maffahwugfwuff!!!" he screamed.
"what?" everyone else asked.
ben reached bryson and began to pulp the shit out of him.
scott (d) began to come round again after passing out from ben's fart attack.
"aaayyyy!!! i smell of ben!!" he screamed in a very high pitched voice.
jemma was bored by now and logged back onto the boards, only to find the oddest thread that disgusted even her......
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 21, 2005 20:12:32 GMT
Jemma recoiled as she took in the title of the thread. It couldn't be! Not here! She gulped and clicked on the title, nervousness creeping over her as the page slowly began to load. Meanwhile, ben had made a dash for bryson and caught him by the neck, tossing him onto a nearby table. The enraged red headed thing approached bryson steadily before lunging at him, wrapping his hands around his neck causing a high pitched squeak to come from his lips. Kirsty looked up from spewing her guts out at the exact moment that ben had crawled on top of bryson and began shaking him violently, getting the completely wrong idea, she turned around again and brought up anything that was left in her stomach into the bin. Scott stood up, he was a very very angry scotty. He stormed over to the cupboard behind Mrs K's desk and picked up a dictionary before screaming out his war cry and launching it at ben. But! Ben ducked and the dictionary flew over his head and smacked dearest rachel in the face, who was then propelled out of the window by the force of the blow. Everyone stopped and watched as a blur of red hair was seen flying across the clear sky. A loud knocking was heard at the door and it swung open to reveal Mr Young, standing with a scowl on his face... -------------- DUN DUN DUN!!!! And yes i am aware that i didn't put which thread had disgusted me... that will come later.  |
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 21, 2005 20:43:48 GMT
"4th year!!!! you should be revising for your exams!!!! or you'll all fail!!! and then i'll look bad!!!!!!!" mr young screamed, the collapsed sobbing in the corner.
everyone looked at him then ben decided to lunge back at bryson again as he was about to start singing.
scott grabbed another dictionary from mrs k's desk and threw it at ben, this time succeeding in hitting him and knocking him out.
kirsty managed to stop being sick and joined the conga everyone was doing round the room to celebrate ben being unconscious.
jemma got tired of being so active after a couple of minutes and went back to the boards, and jenny finally stopped laughing and went back to reading her book.
erin was talking about fungi and everyone was quiet (or as quiet as they ever get).
but no one saw mr young getting off the floor. this had tipped him over the edge, and made him into a babbling, insane wreck....
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 21, 2005 21:02:33 GMT
"rotten, blasted kids" The distraught head teacher mumbled as he pulled himself up. He glared at the sight before him before looking down at the still form of the ben.
He snapped his fingers and Mr Smart came running, sluting in front of the fuzz. "Call a fork lift for that" Mr Young ordered pointing at Ben. Mr Smart nodded and scurried off to do as he was told.
Meanwhile, Jen had used the power of her brain to light a fire in the middle of the, which everyone was now sitting aroung enjoying listening as bob played his ukelele and scott (g) and bryson sang random sailor songs
Erin smiled and looked around, the sight of them all united together like this warmed her fungi loving little heart. PING! She had an idea.
She reached into her bag and screamed out loud when she discovered someone had stole her rice pudding...
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 21, 2005 21:09:14 GMT
who could the perpetrator be?
when erin screamed scott also screamed in his highest pitched scream, and everyone covered their ears instantly.
mr smart came in with his forklift truck, grinning madly.
"jemma have you caught up yet?" not waiting for a reply, he went on to say "no? you'll have to come up at lunch and break then."
"get to fuck!" jemma told him.
"that's a verbal warning!" mr smart declared. he drove the forklift over to where ben was....except he wasn't there anymore.
instead, the redheaded boy was sitting in the corner, with bits of rice pudding on his jumper and old jeans.
his hair hung down greasily over his face.
"the cat told me to." he mumbled.
finally everyone realised that the cat had poisoned what there was of his brain, and had turned ben into a complete psychopath.
"you ate my rice pudding!" erin screamed.
scott screamed as well and threw a book at ben.
ben's face turned puce with rage, and he got up and began to charge.
as they all tried to head for the door (jemma frantically trying to take the laptop), they heard a cackle from mr young as he locked the door....
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 22, 2005 15:28:01 GMT
as the evil laughs came from the other side of the door robert yelled "WOO YAY just what i always wanted! now we can stay in the school over night!"
"NOOOOO!" everyone else cryed. Jenny tryed to unlock the door with her powerfull brain but the room was filled with too much stupidness as Scott and Erin were gigiling about the plastic bag that just flew past the window!
as we all (Scott D, Jemma, Jenny,Kirsty, Erin,Iain, Robert, Stephen, Boob, Scott G and unfortunately Ben) sat down for some tea and biscuits the door from the "secret Passage" burst open revealing 3 heavely armed Penguins! and behind them was a huge army of Crumpets!
"I TOLD U THE CRUMPETS WERE COMEING! I WARED YOU ALL ABOUT THE PENGUINS!" i yelled as the crumpets flowed into the room! Ben tryed to fight off the crumpets by eating them but there was to many and they overwealmed him and ate him (along with the rice pudding in his stomach) instead
"YAY!" we all cried as ben was gobbled up by the Crumpets
"THANK YOU! WOO AND YAY!" we all shouted in harmony! But the penguins were not finished yet!..........
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Post by Sweet Intoxication on Apr 23, 2005 18:58:08 GMT
The penguins approached the helpless group of teenagers steadily, with every waddle forward, they each pulled out a machine gun and aimed it at each student.
Jemma panicked as the gun was pointed towards her beloved laptop, quickly, she scrambled to place the laptop on top of a very conveniently placed high shelf behind her. No matter what happened, they had to protect he laptop.
They cowered as the penguins enclosed them, the crumpets following close behind. They squeezed their eyes shut as a deadly silence filled the room. Minutes which seemed like hours passed. Nothing happened.
Scott opened one eye slowly only to see that the penguins had turned around and their beady little eyes were fixed on an exteremely bloated crumpet standing behind them. Scott nudged the others and pointed to the scene before them.
All of a sudden, a deep rumbling was heard coming from the direction of the bloated crumpet, it seems like eating that ben made it a little gassy...
The penguins begin to flap their wings and run around in circles as the crumpet begins to shake. A moment of silence...
And ben bursts out of the crumpet's middle, roaring with rage, he shook his head and puddles of grease flew off, hitting the penguins in the face and sticking their beaks together.
The ben turned on the innocent group of students...
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 24, 2005 11:13:17 GMT
"Magapagangwooptegamoopa!" Yelled Ben!
as the penguins frantictly ran around the room trying to get there poor little beaks open, Erin flew into action
"You ate my Rice pudding" she screamed ("never eat erins rice pudding" Kirsty whisperd to Jemma)
Ben, seeing the screaming( or trying to scream, as her plate thingy muffled the noise) Flying Erin with her claws out, flicked his hair and a huge lump of grese flew out and hit poor Erin in the face, this knoked her back and stuck her to the wall
"he he he" giggled Ben in the creepy way he usualy does. "You B******!" shouted Jemma as Ben made an attack toward her. But suddenly Boob, stephen and ScottG bust out in their Ben song in a bid to save Jemma. Ben quickly made a change of direction and shot of toward the singers........
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 24, 2005 18:42:40 GMT
"moofalugawuff!!!" ben screamed.
scott g, bryson and bob decided this would be a good time to run and started doing circuits of the room, with ben following.
everyone else thought this was very entertaining and thought they would just watch the spectacle. faced with an irate ben, bob had given up doing daft runs and was just running as fast as he could.
ben soon got tired of chasing them and decided to throw stuff instead. he picked up dictionaries and books and tried to throw them but kept missing bob, scott g and bryson.
finally he ran out of books to throw and seemed to settle down.
bob, scott g and bryson sat down to catch their breath and everyone was just talking normally. ben was making a fuss and dragging a chair about, but no one paid much attention to that.
jemma had a look over at ben when the chair movements stopped, only to see him standing on top of it, grabbing her laptop from the shelf....
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Post by Ghoti on Apr 25, 2005 17:37:17 GMT
surprisengly Jemma didnt move but lay down and cryed instead. However Kirsty jummped up and shouted "u stupid pig! get ur grubby hands off that laptop"
Bens reply to this was just low grunts with the word F*** constantly reused. Kirby quicky slaped the laptop out of his hand. The laptop flew through the air (the next bit is in slow motion heh) Ben made a dive for it but missed. erin, kirsty tryed to catch it but neither suceded. Now Scott(d) and jemma made a dive for it at the same time, but smaked eachother on the head and fell to the floor. the laptop was inches from the floor and ceratin death, when iain grabed it out of the air (slow motion finished now we are in real time)
"YAY!" jemma shouted though still holding her incredibly sore head. By this time the penguins and the crumpets had dissapeared affter seeing the wrath of a Benerism.
Ben seemed desprate to fufill the cats orders as he jumped for the laptop again.
"No, u stuipid......bum" shouted robert. he held up his bible and the light of god repeled Ben to the darkest cornor of the room!
They all settled down again eating some crumpets (so that the crumpets would, hopefully, end the war)
suddenly a glazed look came over Scott (G) his jaw fell open. the cat must have infected him as well. he stood up and steadly walked towards jemma and her beloved laptop.........
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Post by Jely Inspire on Apr 25, 2005 18:31:12 GMT
"the disease of the cat is spreading!!!" scott screamed in an extremely high pitched voice.
when everyone looked closer they could see that scott had some of the cat hairs on his head, and the odd smell coming from him in actual fact wasn't his jacket after all, it was the cat.
jemma clutched her precious laptop and tried to escape scott, but he was determined, then ben also began to move from his corner again and both walked after jemma.
all of a sudden bryson also got up and began to walk towards the laptop, eyes glazed.
he also had the cat hairs on him (although how they got there could be an entirely different story, and not one involving ben).
"noooo!!! jemma screamed. "the laptop is my precious!!'
still, bryson, scott g and ben continued to move towards her, their pace gradually increasing with each step.
jemma was running round the room begging them to stop, and although robert tried to use his bible again, it just didn't seem to be working as well (maybe god was punishing him for saying bum).
jemma became backed into a corner and the three boys were closing in on her quickly....
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Post by ForgottenNightmare on Apr 25, 2005 19:14:03 GMT
as they inched forward jemma racked her brains trying to find a way to stop them. Her eyes darting all around the room throwing desperate glances at Kirsty and Scott.
Then, all of a sudden...
"aiiiieeee!!!!" Scott comes running at scott g, bryson and ben with robert's bible. They look round but it was too late. Scott had already managed to hit all three of them with it.
Jemma saw the chance to escape and ran over to where erin and kirsty were.
"HERE!!" She yelled throwing the laptop at them. "I'm counting on you two to protect it!"
"eh...why?" erin asked, looking very confused.
"BECAUSE!!!"
"ok." She looked rather scared now...
Meanwhile, Robert sat in the corner nursing his poor bible while glaring angryly at scott.
He was not a happy bunny.
Scott would've replied but alas! Bryson, ben and scott g had gotten up off of the floor and were closing in on scott.
"erm...guys...?"
No one could hear him because they were too busy arguing.
"GUYS?!!! HEEELLLLLLP MEEEEEE!!!!"
It was too late. They tied him up and were starting to take him to the Cat until...
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